i will eat salads for the rest of my lifeeeee
“when i was 16, i had a fake i.d. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. while there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. he wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. i accepted the drink and began talking to him. no big deal. as the hour progressed, i felt myself feeling strange. i mentioned that i felt like i had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. as we were walking down the street, the thought of, “oh god, he’s drugged me. i’m going to die” came to my head. i tried to get away, but i was so drugged up that i could barely walk, let alone speak. it also didn’t help that i had really large “goth” platform shoes because i was going through a phase. anyway, so this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. as a final act of defiance, i hit him over the head with my platform shoe. he then punched me, and i remember thinking, “why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?” while i was as careful as possible, i never saw the guy slip something in the drink. i even watched the bar tender make the drink. anyway, i lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. i locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. a very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. she and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. i was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. they were basically the modern day “angels from heaven.” —
god bless drag queens (via goddesshumper)
I want this story made into a movie.
want grilled cheese. now.
ugh, why am i up so late.
nairing the stache.
“Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.” —chuck palahniuk, “diary” (via fionagallen)
love you, slore
Sorry but the animal-loving, pre-vet disagrees with your reblog. There is most definitely a respectful, non-cruel way to produce and to wear fur coats. It's all about having an environmental perspective and respecting the life that you take away. And I happen to know you eat meat so don't come at me with some "killing animals is wrong" argument because you contribute to their non sustainable, inhumane murder everyday that you bite into that ham sandwich or eat jello.
i don’t eat jello.