How I feel before I go out
If I haven’t pre-gamed: If I have:
why does it cost so much money to travel in an...
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
emiphobia: A little backstory to this clip before you watch it: Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever had...
Talk show guest: Well at a young age I was sexually abused and just a few years later my whole family died in a tragic boating accident. I lost everything.
Tyra Banks: Well Tracy, I know exactly how upset you are right now because when I was 17 in Paris, I once lost my car keys. Which was also very devastating.
herpes simplex 1 festering on my lip
the cherry on top of a perfect fucking day
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
I think for the most part, they [police] have been doing a fantastic job of...– More protests planned for Chicago NATO summit