Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the...– Friedrich Nietzsche (via uqitekt)
Bitches Ain’t Shit (cover) by Ben Folds
Play the audio and let your life near...
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
There is a special place in Hell for the people...
TWERK IT GIRLL